Round 22

1st QUARTER – the “BOUNCE DOWN” with Dr “MC” Gee

The DOCKERS move from strength to strength  – the grand final re-match and all went well after another slow start  – 5 goals to the PURPLE PAVLOVA – welcome back Son-Son Walters – this is it the rise and rise at the right time of the season – the business end of the deal  – the full throttle is about to be released  –  and the purple heart points go to Mundy, Pav, Pav, Pav.

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2nd QUARTER – The “CRACK” with football extraordinaire DAVE WARNER – Perth punk pioneer and East Fremantle brethren 

Join Dave Warner as he walks, talks and machetes his way through the football streets of Fremantle and East Fremantle re-calling the building blocks of the DOCKERS, a Sydney supporter with a longing for western purple, will his dream grand final of DOCKERS v SYDNEY come true?

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3rd QUARTER – FANBELT –  VOODOO LESLEY THE OPPOSITION HOODOO SPECIALIST RIDES AGAIN

She’s back with FRED the VOODOO CHILD, hear how they combined this week with quick hands to make sure the HAWKS kicked more points than ever before with grand child TABATHA leading a hand, an overnight sensation when discovered earlier this season on the PURPLE CIRCUS, Lesley is now getting primed for the FINALS, only problem is FRED doesn’t work well on time delay for obvious reasons and so it may be a case of training FRED to listen to the radio or making the big trip to the Gee!

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 4th QUARTER – The “FINAL SIREN”  –  LIONS v DOCKERS

It’s always a big trip to the GABBA and so we are on-guard, but the PURPLE CIRCUS have picked an on-average 6 goal win over the lowly placed LIONS – but watch it – the BRISBANE HEAT is merciless and there is no FYFE.

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THE SPECIAL TAPES – DAVE WARNER’s TRIBUTE SONG TO THE DOCKERS

A special Docker’s theme song from Dave Warner “Freo the heart and soul of football”

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PLUS THE FREMANTLE UKULELE COLLECTIVE’s EFFORT!

At no expense to the management zoom right in on the FREMANTLE UKULELE COLLECTIVE version of the MERCY SEAT MASH-UP with no apologies to NICK CAVE for that one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=nBGCeqWk1qU