2015-F1

FIRST WEEK FINALS 2015 

DOCKERS v SWANS

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MICROPHONE, CAMERA, PHONE, TEA & BISCUITS

THE BOUNCE-DOWN with the Deadly Dr “MC” G  in the Chair, we don’t need to talk much about last week’s statistical anomaly of a game between the Dockers and Port, all the PURPLE HEART points to Captain Barlow, but now things are serious, the FINALS are upon us, the TANTRIC PIRANHA is still an influence over Saturn’s super-moons but he who laughs last laughs longest, let’s hope everyone is still following the script – where is the script – who’s got the envelope?

 

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HALFTIME AT THE FOOTBALL – with special guest DAVE WARNER, existentially torn between his adopted WHITE SWANS and his real home team the DEEP PURPLE DOCKERS, catch DAVE at his poly-math best as he conjures what just might happen this week in the first week of FINAL ROUND FOOTBALL, listen up as we drift into how the fuck Brian Adams got the half-time-at-the-football entertainment spot for this year’s GRAND FINAL and more .   

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BOUNDARY RIDER SPECIAL – Get PATRICK CHANEY’s take on how the ROOS will fare this week and whether the DOCKERS will even make the GRAND-FINAL!

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THE SMEAR – Heard the one about the FRIDAY night game and the SATURDAY afternoon game? – What will WA crowds bring to the first ever double-header qualifying round for our very humble SUBIACO OVAL – Who will go to both matches? Who loves who and who doesn’t? 

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FINAL SIREN  – Take a deep breath – we interrupt this broadcast to tell you from now on there are only winners and losers – there’s a prize for first and a sharp pineapple for second, DOCKERS by 2-3 goals because the SYDNEY machine has blown a head gasket, EAGLES to scrape over the HAWKS in a tough match, TIGERS to bop the ROOS, the BULLDOGS to beat the CROWS to make it two wins to VIC and two wins to WA for the first FINAL ROUND.

 

The PIRANHA THEORY, somewhat like the PARETO PRINCIPLE, dictates that from the point of view of the best case for the Dockers a situation will arise whereby the mob down the road will trash the HAWKS, forcing the HAWKS to play an extra final, further weakening an otherwise brilliant and battle hardened team of champions to the extent that the DOCKERS will TANTRICALLY walk all over the HAWKS in the preliminary final, making it a WESTERN DERBY GRAND FINAL at which the DOCKERS will out class and out play all opposition to cap off a truly great season.